Things I've Learned From My Black Lab

• Always be energetic.
• Always be fearless.
• Don't avoid casual sexual encounters as long as the proper precautions have been taken.
• Pee outside.
• Be naked.
• Be friendly.
• Be open.
• Get massaged, alot.
• Play
• Fetch
• Work
• Run everywhere
• Taste new and interesting things
• Let small things excite you
• Love
• Bark
• Use your tongue.
  
• Trust
• Don't poop in the house
  

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